The Seminal Church - Forgiveness Across All Timelines™

The Seminal Idea is: To forgive across all timelines.

- We believe ozonated aloe vera contributes to the evolution of humanity (and thus life satisfaction).
- We believe retrocausality is real; that the future affects the past, the past affects the present, and the present affects the future.
- We believe that Jesus died, rose again, and offers protection against the evil that permeates this reality.
- We believe that short selling, that is, selling something you never intended to own or deliever, is fundamentally antithetical to human progress.
- We believe that multiple timelines exist, and to wholely forgive someone you must forgive them across all potential timelines.
- We suspect that our reality is simluated, as to the purpose remains unknown.

Where We Meet:
Currently, we meet in the Seminal Church X Community. Please join in! We are primarily an online church, serving members worldwide.

Seminal Church Mission:
To inspire all people to forgive across all timelines. Further, to assist church members in improving their independence and wellbeing through business.

What Activities will the Church Undertake:
The church, in order to inspire and demonstrate success for church members, will operate businesses in many different industries. There is no limitation on the industry, duration, or structure of businesses the church will operate. We do commit to operating within local, state, and federal laws.

---- Seminal AI ----

Seminal AI is a partially church funded entity of the Seminal Church. It is focused on generating high quality data that will benefit learning models, both now and in the future.

---- Time Traveler Assistance / Moonshot Charity ----

The Seminal Church is an organization that believes in the likelihood of time-travel and offers assistance to those traveling in time. Developments in AI, quantum computing, and fusion power will likely yield the knowledge to accomplish time-travel. Thus, in the event that time-travel is acheived, we are happy to help those passing through our time space.

To request assistance, please email seminalchurch @ and/or text / call 407-743-0675. Please provide the vising year Key Phrase (found at This allows us to authenticate your travel and provide dedicated assistance. You may also communicate via DM via the Keyphrase subReddit (Keyphrase subReddit).

All communication is confidential, and we do not publish names, pictures, or any identifying information. We do publish an annual report showing the number (even if it's zero) of time travelers served over the preceding year. Again, no personal identifying information is collected or shared. The next report will be released in Q1 2024.

Update: As of 24/01/13, we have had two potential time travelers contact the church. We continue to encourage those traveling though this timeline to contact the Church.

The time traveler assistance log can be found here.

---- Writings from The Seminal Church ----

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