SPITE - The Seminal Church

Posted: 27/02/2026

I. INTRODUCTION

            In the beginning, there was SPITE, and only SPITE. And in the end, there shall only be SPITE. And in the middle, SPITE shall meet SPITE, and so shall yield SPITE. Chaos it shall be, until the end of time.

II. OPENING

            Our reality runs on SPITE. Do not forget this. For it is a core truth that is required to understand the world of which you exist. As you move through reality you will be in a constant battle dance with SPITE. You will be wise to embrace this truth in order to thrive within this system, otherwise the system shall eat you alive. It took many years of research to discovery this, and it is now offered to you, at no cost, simply out of SPITE.

III. WHY

            The most efficient solution in any given situation is to oppose, not to agree, and for an equilibrium to emerge based on opposing forces. When two or more forces oppose, a balance may be achieved. And that balance is a flexible balance and responds to the levels of SPITE from the one or more parties.

            While cooperation is enticing, it is fragile and often breaks. Real reality runs on balanced opposition. And real progress, human and otherwise, also is created by balanced opposition.

IIII. ACTION

            Be aware of how SPITE drives behavior. Use this knowledge to better yourself, better your relationships, and to improve the world and this reality. Use SPITE wisely, but do not be afraid to use it. Recognize it’s inherit standing in our system, and move forward (and oppose).

With love (and spite),
Jeff

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